I started to wonder tonight if I should be concerned at all about the fact that I’m the first person on everyone’s list when they see some kind of dangerous, demented or killer cupcake. “What does this say abut me as a person,” I pondered. “Am I projecting some kind of violent persona?”
Then I looked at some of the evil cupcakes and found myself laughing. Maybe I truly am demented after all.
First up is this 1″ button from Jodi Von Rotten. Hatchet? Check. Meat cleaver? Check. Sprinkles? Check. Awesome. $1 at JodiVonRotten.etsy.com
These next two are actually from the twisted mind of a grandma. More specifically, my son’s grandma. Yep, my mother-in-law Jo started making kid’s shirts and tote bags featuring cupcake ninjas and zombies. Support your local DIY grandma at bakeanddestroy.etsy.com
This one’s a hand painted wooden plaque. According to the description it’s to hang in the kitchen to warn our boyfriend to stay out. I wonder if it works on husbands, only asking them to come in and cook you dinner. $15 at pinkninked.etsy.com
Have you noticed that headbands are way too expensive? Every time I see one I like it’s like, $15 and I know full well it’s just going to give me a headache and end up in my purse anyway. Well, for $5.99 this one’s pretty cute, even if it does end up in your purse. Get it at DIrtYcherries.etsy.com
Here we have a pendant that says “I’m sweet, but I will wear your skull as jewelry.” So just in case you don’t already have a shirt that says that, you might need to send $75 to roadkill.etsy.com
And finally, if you really need to hit the world over the head with your depraved cupcake lust I give you this screen printed shirt which proudly proclaims, “I only eat evil cupcakes.” $16 at jonasillustration.etsy.com