Cupcake vs. Machine Gun
By bakeanddestroy on March 12th, 2008 . Filed under: News, Other .I think this is a really important discussion, you guys, and our voice as professional cupcakers is seriously underrepresented here.
Who would win in a fight between a cupcake and a machine gun?
What kind of fight is it? Is it a knife fight? Being that a cupcake’s home is the kitchen I thinkĀ a cupcake would be more familiar with a knife than a machine gun.
Is it a gun fight? Because well…obviously.
What about a war of words or an arm wrestling match? This is serious brain food, dudes- get on it! It’s Wednesday, we’re in a slump. This is exactly the kind of stimulating conversations we need to be having mid-week.
I look forward to your responses.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
It is my opinion that the cupcake will always win, because guns suck and cupcakes rock.
March 12th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Hmmm… if it were just a cupcake, I’d say it could go either way but a ninja cupcake makes it a whole different story. Ninjas are stealth masked semi-automatic-less honorable warriors. Whats a machine gun got? Bullet propulsion? Do I have to conjure up an image of Neo ala the Matrix? I didn’t think so… Ninja cupcake all the way!